I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize