Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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