Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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