dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
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Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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