Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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