More tranny stories later!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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