im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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