Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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