my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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