just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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