Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
