I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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