found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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