The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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