right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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