haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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