I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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