did you get engaged???
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I smell like Dick and happiness
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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