I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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