I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The convent might be a nice break from real life
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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