And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
