I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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