But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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