Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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