We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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