Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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