I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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