the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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