why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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