sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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