I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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