Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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