i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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