I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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