in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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