cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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