this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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