Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Randomize
