Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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