:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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