Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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