I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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