Kiss
Puke
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
