whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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