That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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