susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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