The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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