i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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