Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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