The best revenge is premature balding
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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