Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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