Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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