I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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