I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
the liver wants what the liver wants
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm sobbing to NWA
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.