I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now