But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.