I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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