So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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