Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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