something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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