You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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