I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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