I think I died a long time ago.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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