found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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